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- What’s a pirate's favorite programming language? – ARRRRRRR!!!
- What’s a pirate's favorited type of music? – Rum & Bass!
- What’s a pirate's favorite kind of food? – BARRRR-B-Q!
- What subject are pirates best at at school? – Arrrrt.
- Why’d the pirate go to the Apple store? – He needed a new iPatch.
- How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing? – A buck an ear!
- What happens if you take the p out of a pirate? – He becomes irate!
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Software engineering best practices 📚
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